Rating The Most Unhinged Spotify Playlists Created

Brenda Medrano
Aug 5
2 min read

Spotify is the wild west, and I am its delighted outlaw.

The popular music platform offers a diverse array of public playlists curated by users, and fortunately, I enjoy exploring their endless chaos. Here are some of the most unhinged and inspired ones I’ve found—along with my unsolicited thoughts.

"Songs I Would Fist Fight the Supreme Court to in a White Castle Parking Lot"

This one really paints a picture.

We’ve got a setting, a plot, and an objective. No notes.

10/10

"Sleeping in the Trenches – WWI"

Finally, someone’s making the music I didn’t know I needed: 1.5 hours of what it would be like to fall asleep to the sweet sounds of 1914 trench warfare.

Yes, it’s exactly what you'd expect—distant bombs, trudging through sludge, and palpable dread.

Sweet dreams.

6/10

"Songs I'd Play if I Owned an Abortion Clinic"

Alright… okay, girl, I just—sure.

This playlist has range. “Leave (Get Out)” by JoJo, “Bye Bye Bye” by NSYNC, and “There Goes My Baby” by Usher.

You will never hear these songs the same way again. Diabolical.

9/10

"Songs That Would Make Me Giggle in a Fight"

Honestly adorable. Some songs are just too goofy to punch someone to. This is peacekeeping through absurdity.

For me, when I’m particularly stressed, I play “Good Googly Moogly" by Project Pat.

6/10

"I have $30,000 in Credit Card Debt"

Praying for you, homie. I just hope the music helps...

5/10

"Worst songs of all time (bracket 2)"

The sheer commitment to hate-listening is art.

The concept of hating something so much that someone took the time to compile multiple lists within a tiered system is just so funny to me.

6/10

"Three Minutes, Twenty-Six Seconds"

Every single song is exactly 3:26. That’s it. That’s the playlist.

Honestly? Respect.

"Aldi Middle Section"

If you’ve ever entered an Aldi, you know the center aisle is a lawless land of camping gear, Crofton kitchenware, and inexplicable vibes. This playlist feels like that.

As someone who must be physically removed from said aisle, I feel seen.

"Songs I Shouldn't Have Been able to listen to as a Kid but did Anyway"

“BedRock” by Young Money. “If U Seek Amy” by Britney Spears.

We had absolutely no idea what we were listening to—but wow, did we love it. Blissfully unaware, singing along like our moms weren't about to ground us if they actually heard the lyrics.

5/10

"Songs I Would Listen to If I Could Hear"

I love whatever is wrong with this creator.

8/10

Let’s End on a Wholesome Note – "Rage Against the Machine (Clean)"

It’s deeply funny to censor a band whose literal mission is uncensored rebellion. Like, yes, rage—but maybe take it down a notch with the language.

3/10

Do you have a favorite unhinged playlist? Do you make unhinged playlists? Please, I need to know. Let’s swap the weirdest ones we’ve got.